3 definitions by One Eyed Jack

A person or thing who is a complete ass-clown with a smeiner/deeto and has no life and is a dick-smack.
Frank is a fucking douche nuts because he wouldn't give me a ride to Tom and Mike's mom's house.
by One Eyed Jack July 13, 2004
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A person who is extremely gay and wears gay glasses and has a girlfriend with a huge ass and of course has a gay MUSTACHE and eats gay shit and is a top-of-the-line dookie head.
I was walking down the sidewalk when I saw that "puggledicker" Frank driving in his car.
by One Eyed Jack March 8, 2004
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A person with an extremely huge mullet who constantly wears sweatpants and snowboots in public places.
Big Dan is the biggest "MSB" in the whole world.
by One Eyed Jack March 8, 2004
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