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"yo dude I love playing my DS lite, wanna play together soon?"
"Yeah I just need to uh get it real quick"

*muffled ds lite startup plays*
by Omega virgin July 3, 2022
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The little shit stain that moans when he wipes his ass and wants to have sex with Joey (from dkoldies) bro digs in his ass crack for crumbs to eat, probably shits his pants to talk to his discord kitten all day, and gets absolutely no bitches 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Note: fuck you micro -DKcocksocks
Hey Jim have you seen the new micro comment
Is it the one that goes "y'all suck🤢🤢🤮🤮"?
Yeah! Spot on
The morel of the story is fuck micro
by Omega virgin September 4, 2022
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The best YouTube channel ever so go fuck yourself micro

A YouTube channel made by Garret and crackheadjoey it has funny, original, and good written comedy which is whitty and smart in a lot of places crackheadjoey (or chj for short) is usually the one destroying items because he lives near a dump site meanwhile Garret has the calmer content

The channel is a parody of dkoldies a retro videogame store with outrageous prices and they make fun of the prices but also Joey and Sam with terms such as "crackheadjoey Walmart brand sam lemonade stand sam dollar store Sam" and many more

The channel has made other people sprout out and do the same as dknewies as seen in their subscriber special where people submitted videos to get one of chj's props that he destroyed in a video

Originally the channel was a one off joke made to do one or two videos but then it got big and they stick with it I also remember seeing a video on one of garrets old channels called "the super hammer brothers" (I think) where Garret destroyed a Sega Saturn and on his main channel that isn't related to dknewies he ate a lemon

There is a lot more to be said about dknewies but I think I've said enough the end
by Omega virgin September 4, 2022
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