2 definitions by OhioStateStillSucks

texas 8&4

The pinnacle of success for collegiate football in College Station, Texas. A prerequisite for annual participation in the Belk, Liberty, Music City, Texas, and Gator Bowls.

We pride ourselves in being a mediocre football program. In an effort to uphold our tradition, we are going to pay a guy named "Jimbo" a small fortune to rebrand us as Texas 8&4.

by OhioStateStillSucks August 30, 2022

tanner’s mom

A designation for an older woman who prefers the taste of younger men, in the presence of her son.

Tyler, did you check out Tanner’s mom last night? She couldn’t get off of Alex.

by OhioStateStillSucks March 29, 2019