6 definitions by Officer Party Hard
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.
‘Golden Ass,’ however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.
- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!
- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.
- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?
- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!
- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!
- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.
- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?
- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
A variation of the British Tradition of eating left-overs from your Sunday roast the next Morning or lunchtime. Bubble & Creep however, is when a male or female fornicates and typically eats out their mate’s one night stand or partner the morning following a party. Tears will be shed
‘Good morning babe.... wait, where are you? Jess? Baby?
Joe mate have you seen Jess?’
‘Sooorry bro I think John’s having Bubble & Creep for breakfast’
‘What? My best mate? With my girlfriend? That sick fuck!’
Joe mate have you seen Jess?’
‘Sooorry bro I think John’s having Bubble & Creep for breakfast’
‘What? My best mate? With my girlfriend? That sick fuck!’
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019
by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019