Obv troll is obvious's definitions

Normie memes

Normie memes come in all shapes and sizes, but generally most of them share the same "top white header caption" format with an accompanying image below. See the attached GIF for an example.

Normie memes also share other common properties, such as deliberate JPG artifacts, the overuse of emojis, and (regarding the caption) a pronoun followed by a colon.

Normie memes do not include the "impact text superimposed on an image" type of meme. Those are classic/old-school memes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, whatcha doing?
Dude 2: Oh nothin, just scrolling through some normie memes on 9gag
Dude 1: Oh nice nice

by Obv troll is obvious December 29, 2020

Deepfake porn

Look out boys, cuz here comes the grand future of porn where we jerk off to pornos with some random girl's face swapped for any hot celebrity you can dream of.

Fancy the idea of two celebrities of your choice in bed? Wish you could see your crush naked? Deepfakes has you covered.

Horny guy: DUUUUUDE!!! You CANNOT believe what I just found!!!!

Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?

Horny guy: A deepfake porn with Ryan Gosling eating out Emma Stone!!!!!!

Not horny guy: Oh god...

by Obv troll is obvious December 30, 2020

t-bagged

To have one's dead body spam crouched by another player in any video game, especially online FPS games. Most commonly seen as an act to establish dominance, but mostly people just do it for fun.

Player 1: Camping at their base
Player 2: sneaks up behind him, kills him with a knife, then t-bags him
Player 2: *over the mic* Get t-bagged dawg

by Obv troll is obvious January 2, 2021

What you do mean it's okay

A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.

Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????

by Obv troll is obvious January 3, 2021

Shuai

An adjective in Mandarin to describe something cool, awesome, swag, dope, etc. Basically the Chinese equivalent of 'Sugoi' (though Shuai is usually used to describe a person).

Example 1
Girl: Do these sunglasses look good on me?
Guy: I think they make you look absolutely shuai

Example 2
Dude 1: Dude check out my new PS5!
Dude 2: Holy shit that's so shuai!

by Obv troll is obvious January 10, 2021

Serendipitous snap

When somebody casually snaps a photo with no intention or motivation of getting it to look perfect, but it turns out to be absolutely perfect in every way. From the lighting to the angle, it's all perfect by pure chance.

Friend A: *goes around with their DSLR and snaps hundreds of pics of the scenery*
Friend B: *not really interested in the scenery and only takes one pic from their smartphone*
Friend A: Hey check out the photos I took!

Friend B: Ooooo nice, they look so beautiful!
Friend A: What pictures did you take?
Friend B: Eh just one, wasn't really paying attention to the scenery tbh
Friend A: Oh, well wanna show them?
Friend B: Yeah sure
Friend A: ...WTH?!?? Dude your photo is SO much better looking than mines!
Friend B: Haha really? I mean, I literally just took one randomly, I didn't even preview it afterwards.
Friend A: Damn, that serendipitous snap tho!

by Obv troll is obvious January 17, 2021

pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021