Obv troll is obvious's definitions

21

(Mostly applies to people who are 21 in 2020) The most boring age in one's lifetime. It's the age where nothing extraordinary happens, nor does anything lifechanging happen (both good or bad). Really, nothing happens during this moment in life.

*Me as a dad, 25 years later*
Me: Happy birthday son, can't believe you're 21 already!
Son: Thanks dad, I can finally purchase alcohol now hahahaha
Me: *chuckles* now don't get wasted okay?

Son: Hahaha, so dad what crazy stuff did you do when you were 21?
Me: Uhhhhhh..... don't remember, I don't think I really did anything to be honest... *internal sad noises*

by Obv troll is obvious December 11, 2020

mashed potatoes and gravy

It's a frickin side dish u sickos

Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks

by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020

jennaluvs

A sassy af 17 year old minecraft streamer who can't take a tongue-in-cheek joke. She masquerades as a wholesome streamer to compensate for her douchey attitude. Gets offended and defensive very easily.

jennaluvs is a prime example of somebody who needs to humble the fuck down.

by Obv troll is obvious August 5, 2021

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

Shuai

An adjective in Mandarin to describe something cool, awesome, swag, dope, etc. Basically the Chinese equivalent of 'Sugoi' (though Shuai is usually used to describe a person).

Example 1
Girl: Do these sunglasses look good on me?
Guy: I think they make you look absolutely shuai

Example 2
Dude 1: Dude check out my new PS5!
Dude 2: Holy shit that's so shuai!

by Obv troll is obvious January 10, 2021

Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.

Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG

by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020

University

A prison where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they successfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!

kid who's never gone to university: "Man I can't wait til I graduate high school and start university, the best years of my life!!!"

Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.

by Obv troll is obvious September 28, 2020