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Person 2: Stop saying pog
Person 1: Why do you hate pog so much?
Person 2: I don't necessarily hate the meaning, it's more about the pronunciation. Pog as a noun is fine and sounds normal, but pog as an adjective sounds so bizarre. Just has a bad ring to it, y'know?
Person 1: Why do you hate pog so much?
Person 2: I don't necessarily hate the meaning, it's more about the pronunciation. Pog as a noun is fine and sounds normal, but pog as an adjective sounds so bizarre. Just has a bad ring to it, y'know?
by Obv troll is obvious March 26, 2021
Get the Pog mug.Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.
Person 2: OMG
Person 2: OMG
by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020
Get the Sammicher mug.An adjective in Mandarin to describe something cool, awesome, swag, dope, etc. Basically the Chinese equivalent of 'Sugoi' (though Shuai is usually used to describe a person).
Example 1
Girl: Do these sunglasses look good on me?
Guy: I think they make you look absolutely shuai
Example 2
Dude 1: Dude check out my new PS5!
Dude 2: Holy shit that's so shuai!
Girl: Do these sunglasses look good on me?
Guy: I think they make you look absolutely shuai
Example 2
Dude 1: Dude check out my new PS5!
Dude 2: Holy shit that's so shuai!
by Obv troll is obvious January 10, 2021
Get the Shuai mug.Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
Get the Social speedster mug.Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....
Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no
by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022
Get the ear licking mug.Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks
by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020
Get the mashed potatoes and gravy mug.1) One of the antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. Moondrop is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever, which is voiced by the same person who voiced Freddy.
2) A Chinese earphone brand known for exceptional sound quality and cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.
2) A Chinese earphone brand known for exceptional sound quality and cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.
1) Gregory: *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED!!!
2) Me: Hey listen to these Moondrop earphones!
Friend: Dang they sound real good
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED!!!
2) Me: Hey listen to these Moondrop earphones!
Friend: Dang they sound real good
by Obv troll is obvious November 15, 2022
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