Definitions by Obv troll is obvious
Sirius XM
Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).
I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services. But unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.
Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers
Sirius XM by Obv troll is obvious March 9, 2024
Taboola
A malignant cancer to all of mankind. Something that should perish from the face of the Earth. So far the only remedy for taboola are adblockers.
Taboola by Obv troll is obvious February 25, 2024
Revenge porn
One of the most badass porn material to have existed on the interwebz. Its popularity has faded away due to a shift in demographic (and also, well, the fear of being incriminated). There was a website called IsAnyoneUp that specialized in revenge porn. Today, revenge porn mostly exists in the form of deepfakes.
Person 1: Hey wanna watch some revenge porn
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
Person 2: No thanks, it goes against my personal moral code.
Person 1: kk (she's so lame...)
Revenge porn by Obv troll is obvious January 26, 2024
I reject your reality and substitute my own
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
I reject your reality and substitute my own by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
Queen of Clubs
A woman who dominates the club scene and reigns supreme over all other club-goers. She's the girl who knows everyone, gets free drinks from the bartenders, and always has the best spot in the VIP section. She's got style for days and can dance like nobody's business.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about the new girl in town who goes out clubbing every night?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Queen of Clubs? She's the one who runs the scene. She's got all the connections, gets free drinks, and always has a table waiting for her. And have you seen her moves on the dance floor? She's the real deal.
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Queen of Clubs? She's the one who runs the scene. She's got all the connections, gets free drinks, and always has a table waiting for her. And have you seen her moves on the dance floor? She's the real deal.
Queen of Clubs by Obv troll is obvious April 7, 2023
Birthing person
Bertha is a birthing person who gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to another birthing person who in return gave birth to a non-birthing person who fucked yo mom!
Birthing person by Obv troll is obvious December 18, 2022
Moondrop
1) One of the antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. Moondrop is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever, which is voiced by the same person who voiced Freddy.
2) A Chinese earphone brand known for exceptional sound quality and cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.
2) A Chinese earphone brand known for exceptional sound quality and cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.
1) Gregory: *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED!!!
2) Me: Hey listen to these Moondrop earphones!
Friend: Dang they sound real good
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED!!!
2) Me: Hey listen to these Moondrop earphones!
Friend: Dang they sound real good
Moondrop by Obv troll is obvious November 15, 2022