Obv troll is obvious's definitions

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.

Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

21

(Mostly applies to people who are 21 in 2020) The most boring age in one's lifetime. It's the age where nothing extraordinary happens, nor does anything lifechanging happen (both good or bad). Really, nothing happens during this moment in life.

*Me as a dad, 25 years later*
Me: Happy birthday son, can't believe you're 21 already!
Son: Thanks dad, I can finally purchase alcohol now hahahaha
Me: *chuckles* now don't get wasted okay?

Son: Hahaha, so dad what crazy stuff did you do when you were 21?
Me: Uhhhhhh..... don't remember, I don't think I really did anything to be honest... *internal sad noises*

by Obv troll is obvious December 11, 2020

jennaluvs

A sassy af 17 year old minecraft streamer who can't take a tongue-in-cheek joke. She masquerades as a wholesome streamer to compensate for her douchey attitude. Gets offended and defensive very easily.

jennaluvs is a prime example of somebody who needs to humble the fuck down.

by Obv troll is obvious August 5, 2021

Moondrop

1) One of the antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. Moondrop is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever, which is voiced by the same person who voiced Freddy.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for exceptional sound quality and cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.

1) Gregory: *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED!!!

2) Me: Hey listen to these Moondrop earphones!
Friend: Dang they sound real good

by Obv troll is obvious November 15, 2022

exacerbating

Making a current undesirable situation much more worse, especially if the situation could have been easily avoidable.

Tim's doctor said that he had already developed lung cancer, but Tim still decided to smoke, therefore further exacerbating his condition.

Sam knew he was struggling with porn addiction, but he was also very lonely. His loneliness further exacerbated his addiction.

by Obv troll is obvious January 21, 2021

gay people are gay

The phrase "gay people are gay" is a self-explanatory tautology, as well as a paradoxical statement. Gay people technically are gay, but at the same time the pejorative use of gay also leads some very sensitive people to conclude the opposite. Hence, it's paradoxical.

Bobo: "gay people are gay"

Kiki: "WTF DID YOU JUST SA— hey wait a minute, that's actually true"

Bobo: "hah, gotee"

by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021

Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.

Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG

by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020