Obv troll is obvious's definitions
The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).
no one:
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
literally nobody:
the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting
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Discord group chat:
User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"
by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021
Get the so anyway i started blastingmug. Look out boys, cuz here comes the grand future of porn where we jerk off to pornos with some random girl's face swapped for any hot celebrity you can dream of.
Fancy the idea of two celebrities of your choice in bed? Wish you could see your crush naked? Deepfakes has you covered.
Fancy the idea of two celebrities of your choice in bed? Wish you could see your crush naked? Deepfakes has you covered.
Horny guy: DUUUUUDE!!! You CANNOT believe what I just found!!!!
Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?
Horny guy: A deepfake porn with Ryan Gosling eating out Emma Stone!!!!!!
Not horny guy: Oh god...
Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?
Horny guy: A deepfake porn with Ryan Gosling eating out Emma Stone!!!!!!
Not horny guy: Oh god...
by Obv troll is obvious December 30, 2020
Get the Deepfake pornmug. A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.
Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????
by Obv troll is obvious January 3, 2021
Get the What you do mean it's okaymug. Definition: someone who plows through their social media feed like some crazed madman.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
This "species" can often be seen scrolling endlessly in their Instagram feed, spending no more than one second per post or story. For social speedsters, the act of sending a snap is no more than a 5 second ritualized process. Upon impulse, they whip their phone out of their pockets, instantly jump into snapchat, and without preparation, posts a selfie. And remember this is all within 5 seconds.
But the most characterizing feature that distinguishes social speedsters from regular folks is their expressionless faces when browsing emotion-inducing posts. You'd expect laughter from funny memes or a "wtffff" from controversial/disgusting posts, but nope. Just a deadpan reaction.
Some scholars suggest that social speedsters are more often than not desensitized by all the content (noise) they consume, hence leading them to form an indifferent attitude. Ultimately, the dopamine-rewarding nature of social media is what drives the insanely rapid browsing.
The current largest demographic of social speedsters are: Gen Z, Millennials.
To see an example, attend any college (post-COVID obv). You will be able to witness social speedsters and their smartphone-wielding dexterity in the flesh. Heck, you may even be one!
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
Get the Social speedstermug. Person 2: Stop saying pog
Person 1: Why do you hate pog so much?
Person 2: I don't necessarily hate the meaning, it's more about the pronunciation. Pog as a noun is fine and sounds normal, but pog as an adjective sounds so bizarre. Just has a bad ring to it, y'know?
Person 1: Why do you hate pog so much?
Person 2: I don't necessarily hate the meaning, it's more about the pronunciation. Pog as a noun is fine and sounds normal, but pog as an adjective sounds so bizarre. Just has a bad ring to it, y'know?
by Obv troll is obvious March 26, 2021
Get the Pogmug. Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks
by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020
Get the mashed potatoes and gravymug. Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....
Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic
Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no
by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022
Get the ear lickingmug.