Obv troll is obvious's definitions

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022

Deepfake porn

Look out boys, cuz here comes the grand future of porn where we jerk off to pornos with some random girl's face swapped for any hot celebrity you can dream of.

Fancy the idea of two celebrities of your choice in bed? Wish you could see your crush naked? Deepfakes has you covered.

Horny guy: DUUUUUDE!!! You CANNOT believe what I just found!!!!

Not horny guy: Uhhh, what?

Horny guy: A deepfake porn with Ryan Gosling eating out Emma Stone!!!!!!

Not horny guy: Oh god...

by Obv troll is obvious December 30, 2020

What you do mean it's okay

A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.

Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????

by Obv troll is obvious January 3, 2021

jennaluvs

A sassy af 17 year old minecraft streamer who can't take a tongue-in-cheek joke. She masquerades as a wholesome streamer to compensate for her douchey attitude. Gets offended and defensive very easily.

jennaluvs is a prime example of somebody who needs to humble the fuck down.

by Obv troll is obvious August 5, 2021

Sammicher

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.

Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG

by Obv troll is obvious October 1, 2020

exacerbating

Making a current undesirable situation much more worse, especially if the situation could have been easily avoidable.

Tim's doctor said that he had already developed lung cancer, but Tim still decided to smoke, therefore further exacerbating his condition.

Sam knew he was struggling with porn addiction, but he was also very lonely. His loneliness further exacerbated his addiction.

by Obv troll is obvious January 21, 2021

Moondrop

1) One of the antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. Moondrop is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever, which is voiced by the same person who voiced Freddy.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for exceptional sound quality and cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.

1) Gregory: *turns light off*
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED!!!

2) Me: Hey listen to these Moondrop earphones!
Friend: Dang they sound real good

by Obv troll is obvious November 15, 2022