43 definitions by Obv troll is obvious

A sammich (sandwich), but only sammicher.
Person 1: You know, if you added bacon into that ham sammich, it would be... *dramatic pause* SAMMICHER.

Person 2: OMG
by Obv troll is obvious October 2, 2020
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Those people who dedicate their spare time to make (upload) music, video games, how-to tutorials, educational resources, animations, memes, podcasts, copyright-free images, product reviews, graphic designs, porn, fanfiction, ASMR, food recipes, and other digital content. Without content creators, the world would be a dull place.
Sal: Hi I'm a content creator!
John: What's that?
Sal: It means I produce digital content! Content refers to any digital medium, whether that be audio, video, image, text, or a combination of them.
John: Oh cool!
by Obv troll is obvious December 5, 2021
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A word that I never thought I'd be using, yet here I am using it...
Person 2: Stop saying pog
Person 1: Why do you hate pog so much?
Person 2: I don't necessarily hate the meaning, it's more about the pronunciation. Pog as a noun is fine and sounds normal, but pog as an adjective sounds so bizarre. Just has a bad ring to it, y'know?
by Obv troll is obvious March 26, 2021
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What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now
Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
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The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021
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(Mostly applies to people who are 21 in 2020) The most boring age in one's lifetime. It's the age where nothing extraordinary happens, nor does anything lifechanging happen (both good or bad). Really, nothing happens during this moment in life.
*Me as a dad, 25 years later*
Me: Happy birthday son, can't believe you're 21 already!
Son: Thanks dad, I can finally purchase alcohol now hahahaha
Me: *chuckles* now don't get wasted okay?

Son: Hahaha, so dad what crazy stuff did you do when you were 21?
Me: Uhhhhhh..... don't remember, I don't think I really did anything to be honest... *internal sad noises*
by Obv troll is obvious December 12, 2020
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A sassy af 17 year old minecraft streamer who can't take a tongue-in-cheek joke. She masquerades as a wholesome streamer to compensate for her douchey attitude. Gets offended and defensive very easily.
jennaluvs is a prime example of somebody who needs to humble the fuck down.
by Obv troll is obvious August 5, 2021
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