2 definitions by ObtuseGoose

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey
I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits
by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023
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“I have duped my boyfriend into polyamory because I’m too afraid to break up with him but still want someone else’s dick”
by ObtuseGoose June 9, 2022
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