2 definitions by Obesity

A chemical-based meatbag. He thinks he is better than everyone. Don't ever be a friend of Jesse's.
Jesse) YOUR CHEATING.
Abby) im not even on that
Jesse)says personal and mean stuff
Abby)goes to teacher crying.
Jesse)I didn't do anything
Abby)slaps him
by Obesity July 4, 2018
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A player on Call of Duty: Black Ops who refuses to spend credits on any sort of weapon in an attempt to save them up, in the process getting thrashed because of a lack of usable, effective weapons.
Hey man, why don't you buy the Enfield? I've got it and it's sick. It's only two thousand credits.
Nah, I'm saving up for the FAMAS. I've got more than enough money for it, but I want lots of money because I'm a cod-jew.
by Obesity November 9, 2010
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