1 definition by ObdurateSoup.

A man who's very fuckable with hot body and big dick but has an extremely ugly face. You would want to ride his dick but would prefer doing that with a brown bag covering his face.
Emma : Ugh, John's hot and I wanna fuck him but wtf is up with his face.

Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.
by ObdurateSoup. July 31, 2019
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