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A strange affliction to germs which usually causes people to open door knobs with paper towels, yet they have no problem picking their nose and wiping the boogers on the wall over the urinal.
That guy is such a germaphobe...he carries his cell phone in a ziplock bag and dips his toothbrush in salt after he brushes his teeth.
by OOkid July 23, 2009

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