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euphemism for clusterfuck

as a verb: to mess something up, to fuck up.

as a noun: a fucked-up situation; a situation where everything seems to go wrong.
School today was a complete clusterfrack.

I clusterfracked everything I could today.
by ONGN October 26, 2019
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Slang term for Grey-romantic Asexual - a person whose romantic attraction is between romantic and aromantic but doesn't feel any sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have non-consensual sex to please their partner per se).

Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual, Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual or Ace of Diamonds (a Demiromantic Asexual).
Person 1: Woah, he's dating someone? He said he's an ace!
Person 2: Actually, he's an Ace of Clubs - a grey asexual.

Person 1: *confused face*
Person 2: It's rare for him to feel romantically attracted, but he can. But yeah, only on rare occasion.
by ONGN December 7, 2019
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Slang word for Demiromantic Asexual - a person who experiences romantic attraction only after developing an emotional connection beforehand, but no sexual attraction whatsoever (they may have sex to please their partner, which however isn't consensual - that would be a Demisexual).

Other asexual card terms include Ace of Hearts (an Alloromantic Asexual), Ace of Spades (an Aromantic Asexual) or Ace of Clubs (a Greyromantic Asexual).
My friend: So you finally went on a date with that girl you've been friends with for almost three years. How did it go?

Me: It was a lot of fun! We kept on making jokes all the time, I can hardly remember the plot of the movie we were watching!

My friend: Hmm, so did anything...spicy happened?

Me: What? Emm, I'm actually an Ace of Diamonds. I really love her, but I don't...do that...

Friend: *confused look*
by ONGN December 7, 2019
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