1 definition by OMGIAMCOOLNOW

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A small town with very little significance in this universe. Filled with illegal immigrants, snobby rich families and their children who believe they are the shit, and approximately 4 decent human beings. Filled to the brim with conservatives who prefer to argue not with logic, but with their "morals" and quotations from Scripture that they do not even understand. Liberals are looked down upon as well as anyone who is not a Protestant or Catholic. (However, it must be noted that those who claim to have a clear set of morals are often the ones being the most immoral in town)

Visiting Tulare is a great idea if:

(1) you need to find mindless conservatives to argue with,

(2) are in desperate need of a dirty whore or a trick

(3) have a desperate urge to go cow tipping

(4) the incredible Tulare Western Marching Band and Colorguard, formerly under the direction of Raymond Ferenci.
I never realized how ignorant these upper-class kids in Tulare were until they tried to debate politics.

She's a trick!

Cows is the dumbest people.

Cool Kid (AKA fucktard): Look at my lifted truck. I'm so cool.
ASB Whore: OMG you're trying to appear like you are more of a man by driving a truck and peeling out of the parking lot every day. Let's fuck.

Spoiled Rich Kids reading this: This is so not true! My daddy is going to sue!
by OMGIAMCOOLNOW December 14, 2008

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