4 definitions by ODIES GUNTING

The grand master of shit..

When u are no longer a virgin to the great world of shit..
Odie is the most fecalphied man i know..

(Odie sermen) Teachings and Preachings enlightening poor flocks of onlookers to the art of expelling human excrement

This year at work i fecalphied my ass!!!! Arent you jealous go git you some
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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involuntary convulsions due to mass ingestion of methamphetamine.

clucking, picking,flapping, wobbling, mumbling, weaving, paranoid dillusions

black helicopters, shadow people, shit talking
dance again.
involuntary convulsions due to mass ingestion of meth.

Luckys village idiot obnoxious beaner attracted the attention of many, also those who werent there (see shadow people).

Youre mandan dance will get us searched! chill dude!

Hola cuzzin wanna go mandan dance with Jonas dis weekend?
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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Any old piece paper wrote on with a black sharpie,stating that the individual holding this card HAS any and All rights to sexual acts with a female having a front butt or just being FAT BITCHES..
Odie has had his gunting license for a while now and still hasnt bagged a fatty. (license not valid during canned hunts set up by your buddys)

How do you eat an indian taco, lift up the squaws belly youve got your license to gunt!

Jacking off 10 hours in moms basement with a rubber band on your dick shouldnt deter ones self from wanting a gunt full of eroticism.(see mopeds, fat chix are like mopeds)

Her black tights still couldnt cover up that enormous gunt.
get a license.

fucking fat chicks helps meet hot friends get your gunting license
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11
your buddy says" thats what happens when u miss u just got dry stitched"
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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