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An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
by Nunuv Yabizness March 7, 2011
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(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.

Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
Man, I gotta cut back on the Chinese noodles and fried rice. I've got Kwok's quease big time.
by Nunuv Yabizness April 1, 2012
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1) A person who's so out of touch with reality that the only cure for them is a hard raping.

2) Someone who drives you so crazy that you want to rape them (or watch them get raped) just to get them to STFU.

3) See Sarah Palin, a person who deserves to be raped.
The Tea Party is going to be in town, and the rape magnet will be giving a speech as well.
by Nunuv Yabizness October 20, 2010
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A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness May 21, 2011
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A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.
I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.
by Nunuv Yabizness April 8, 2011
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