3 definitions by NumberOneKangaroo

african handshake

A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants

wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.

Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)

Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that

pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)

by NumberOneKangaroo November 18, 2016

Hanging wallpaper

Verb. To vigorously have a sexual encounter with heavy male & female action. . . in this case the "Male" grabs his "female" partner and places her against the wall and proceeds to thrust in-n'-out of her vagina gracefully while holding both his hands on her butt in a cupping figure for support.

Thus the Hanging of wallpaper is achieved...

E.g; homie calls you " Yo, Dex, we gotta be on the plane in a hour. Where da hall are you?!"

You text back "Can't be messed wit' atm I'm "Hanging wallpaper" @ Shelby's pad right now. Ttyl ;)."

by NumberOneKangaroo January 9, 2017

body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!

Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."

by NumberOneKangaroo March 30, 2017