8 definitions by Nude Fontanelle
by Nude Fontanelle February 5, 2009
candy that will keep you alive under extreme conditions. conditions such as having your own syndicated tv show
These nibbles really give me the strength I need to carry on in a place like- oh look a slippy fresh deer carcass!
by Nude Fontanelle February 5, 2009
This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.
The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.
by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009
by Nude Fontanelle February 5, 2009
An animal whose name is often invoked for poetic reasons. It inspires a mental panorama of the American southwest. It is so moony, so snapshotty, so horse-manes-on-the-mesa!
The American Spotted Jackelope, much like the Serpent of Eden, often makes prey aware of its own nudity before eating it.
by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009
Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009
A seafood restaurant that loses its magic the further you move inland. As you move toward the geographic center of the continental United States, you will be prompted by a sign on the side of a dubious brick compound to 'bang on window with spoon for service.'
Once the eurasian bandit working the window has taken your order, he'll either emerge with a bag full of mercury poisoning or a fistful of barbiturates, depending on what keywords or phrases you may have unwittingly uttered.
Once the eurasian bandit working the window has taken your order, he'll either emerge with a bag full of mercury poisoning or a fistful of barbiturates, depending on what keywords or phrases you may have unwittingly uttered.
I went to Flipperz and hardly even felt the induced sense of impending doom that comes with eating tainted flesh! It barely tasted like oil spill at all!
by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009