3 definitions by Novi

kahukura

She is very gorgeous girl. She will be there whenever you need her!, she is not a fake and will always have your back when you need it.
She has the best light brown wavy hair & light brown eyes😍.
She’s the Thule if girl that will only ever get told off once a year in school & all of her friends love her!🥰.
She is very cuddly and kindhearted!, she is very trustworthy & beautiful!

Him : “Hey I heard that Kahukura girl is pretty”
Her friends : “Umm what did you just say…back off she stays with her friends forever!🤞🏽“

by Novi January 8, 2019

hoss

A morbidly obease girl that has thighs so massive that they touch. They are so big that the jaws of life cannot seperate them. This bulbus girl is mildly retarted and a very mean individual. She has a distorted image of herself and thinks she looks good. This girl can often be seen in slow classes wearing king sized bed sheets disguised as skirts or in Ponderosa, ruining thier third quarter sales figures. This girl can sometimes appear to be courted by young hispanic fellows, but really the poor boy is interested in her friend's profusely bleeding vagina. This friend is also dimwitted but moderately attractive. She is controlled by the hoss and constantly fucks over the poor mexican without giving him the sexual favors he deserves. This lard ass should donated just one thigh to the starving children in africa because then she could stop people from going hungry for the next 100 years.

courtney is a hoss but her sister is fine

by Novi May 1, 2005

Downgrade

When someone goes from having something relitively good to something that is worse than the original. Often used with boyfriend/girlfriends.

Guy 1: Dude My car is in the shop for a week.
Guy 2: What are you driving now?
Guy 1: Saturn Vue
Guy 2: Downgrade!!!

by Novi October 20, 2005