2 definitions by Notaworshiper
A Pussy Worshiper is a term that describes a staggering percentage of males throughout the known world. A Pussy Worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions given were scientific, ethical, and/or logical. A Pussy Worshiper may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They will drag their feet and scream and cry and die and protest like hell before they become receptive to the words of males; this no-longer unique class of subhumans only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They will do anything to satisfy the pussy and with enough convincing, many of these worshipers do not mind it if their leader/significant other uses their pussy to satisfy the neighbor and his 47 buddies. Due to their wishy-washy character, lack of courage, and their dishonesty (with themselves, primarily), the Pussy Worshipers are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female pussy they worship.
Jack: Would ya look at that, Nelson is having his 50th wedding anniversary with Sandie... sniffle...I'm sorry, Paul, it just brings a tear to my eye.
Paul (silently): On the slave-AHEM-Nelson's 49th wedding anniversary, he personally told me that he hated Sandie with a burning passion, that he couldn't stand her, and how one day, he'd... show her. Yeah, he'd stand up and show her who the goddamn man of the house is. Well, that never happened. I guess that ball and chain of his (wedding ring) keeps him flat on his ass. What a sad, sad predicament Nelson the Pussy Worshiper has lowered himself into. Clearly Jack doesn't know jackshit. #freeNelson
Paul (silently): On the slave-AHEM-Nelson's 49th wedding anniversary, he personally told me that he hated Sandie with a burning passion, that he couldn't stand her, and how one day, he'd... show her. Yeah, he'd stand up and show her who the goddamn man of the house is. Well, that never happened. I guess that ball and chain of his (wedding ring) keeps him flat on his ass. What a sad, sad predicament Nelson the Pussy Worshiper has lowered himself into. Clearly Jack doesn't know jackshit. #freeNelson
by Notaworshiper July 29, 2022
A pussy worshiper is a term that describes a large percentage of males throughout the known world. A pussy worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions were scientific and/or logical. They may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female they worship.
Jack: Hey, Paul! Did you hear about Danny? He's getting married today!
Paul: Really? Well, that's too bad. He's gonna join the famous club...
Jack: What club?
Paul: Don't you know? The pussy worshipers. They're so famous that they have their own circle of Hell! Pussy worshipers are said to be responsible for most unnatural disasters that occur!
Paul: Really? Well, that's too bad. He's gonna join the famous club...
Jack: What club?
Paul: Don't you know? The pussy worshipers. They're so famous that they have their own circle of Hell! Pussy worshipers are said to be responsible for most unnatural disasters that occur!
by Notaworshiper April 2, 2020