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v.
also: wope
past participle of wipe
nonstandard; alternate form of wiped

The improvisational smearing of excess bodily fluid, mucus, or other excretion on the nearest most convenient surface, object, or location.
Example Sentences:

1. He wasn't at all hungry, so he woped the great big boogey in his armpit for later retrieval.

2. I hope you don't mind, but you ran out of toilet paper so I woped my ass with your cat.

3. When I finished fucking your girlfriend's brains out I woped my dick on the bedroom curtains, and left.
by Not-So-Innocent Bystander February 22, 2012
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