Not so super DJ Gennady's definitions

LA dating protocol

A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.

That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 16, 2003

M.I.L.F.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory
2. "

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

moxy

1.Courage, balls, intestinal fortitude.
2. Failed soft drink of the 1930s that tasted like shit. You had moxy because it took courage to drink the stuff. Its downfall came when soda jerks were able to mix the shit motor oil taste indisriminately.

It took a lot of moxy for Ivan to ask Suzie to fuck him after school.

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 6, 2003

Jetta

VW automobile that is slightly smaller than a Passat, yet larger than a VW Golf. Like much of the VW line, the Jetta features excellent safety, a nice assortment of colors, and sturdy German engineering. unfortunately, that can't hide the fact that the Jetta is a girl's car and many guys are still driving them.

Gennady:On the road, I noticed that there are many Jetta's on the road.
Bob: yeah, so?
Gennady: Youre the only guy Ive ever seen driving one.

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

Going Swiss

Since the Swiss are among the most neutral people in the world, they will Not take sides in a conflict. The same is true when a person will not take sides. In a sense, tehy are acting like the Swiss as well.

Im going Swiss on your decision if you should fuck Suzie or fuck her roommate instead....

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003

Waz

Term for ejaculation, cum, love juice, whatever...

James wazed all over the toilet.

by Not so super DJ Gennady October 7, 2003

what the ladies want

1. A technical term that basically says that women want men who are sensetive to theri needs and will respect them for who they are.
2.Asshole guys that just care about getting into their pants and dump them like use tampons after getting what they want.

Ivan: Dude, I hate that shithead!
Gennady:But he's everything women want...
Ivan: I know!

by Not so super Dj Gennady January 8, 2003