2 definitions by Not a Cobra

Top Definition
Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.

Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.

Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.

Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.
"I bought A game yesterday, it was clamstimony!"

"Wow. Today has been such a clamstimony day."
#clam #testimony #awful #awfu(antonym) #fantastic #fantastic(antonym)
by Not a Cobra March 17, 2010
The Love child of Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris birthed by Marlon Brandon under the watchful gaze of The spirit of Eric the Red.

With his Australian Shaped chest hair, manly abs and desire to beat hippies to death, he has become the icon, nay, hero, of most of earth's sentient male population.

Unfortunately, many ridicule or mimick him, particuarly the younger generation of Hale Fanbois who repeatedly utter the phrase "OMG Saxton Hale is Hot anal sex!" a disturbing anogram of the legend's name.
I look forward to working with you/beating you to death with my bare hands - Saxton Hale.
#saxton hale #tf2 #legend #hot anal sex #hero #ray of hope #chuck norris
by Not a Cobra October 18, 2010
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