Not Zane's definitions

talk to the hand

Something that chicks (In their teens, mostly.) say whenever they officially lost a debate.

It is most commonly used by a person with a low IQ, who cant just tell someone to go away by theirself, so they resort to something really stupid and raise their hand in the air.

See also: How's the weather

People who say "Talk to the hand" need a heavy dose of reality.

Cheerleaders should be put in jail each time they say this.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Billy talent

Very good band. Not the best band out there, but still one of the better ones.

Billy Talent rocks. - General Lee the day before his surrender

by Not Zane July 21, 2004

Gladius

A short sword used by the Romans. They liked the hispanic design of swords so much that they adopted it and increased on the design.


The roman gladius was used mainly for stabbing, as their short profile allowed them to glide quickly through the air and penetrate through armor.

There are four known types of gladius's,

Hispaniesis, Mainz, Fulham, Pompeii.

A breakoff design of the mainz type gladius is called the Mainz-Reingonheim.

by Not Zane August 19, 2004

Beavis and Butthead

Best cartoon I ever watched. In my opinion it beat Family Guy by a margin.

Beavis and Butthead was MTV's only saving grace.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Teenager

Something im not proud to be, because a lot of teenagers are quite simply put; idiots.

Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.

Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.

by Not Zane September 8, 2004

The meaning of life

To serve God with the best of your ability,to be virtuous.

Atheists are going to cuss me out because they are insecure.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Golf carts

Man its so rough in my hood, that one time a group of white kids drove down to my house to ask directions to somewhere.

Im living ghetto fabulous in suburbia.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004