2 definitions by Not ewan semark

A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa
"Little neek ewan, talk smak and there will be two hits one me hitting you in the face the other you hitting the floor"
by Not ewan semark October 30, 2019
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A polystephosphere is the immense pain you experience when stepping on a plug
Ahhh fuck I am experiencing a polystephosphere
by Not ewan semark February 19, 2020
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