3 definitions by Not Simeon
Simeon: Hi I'm Simeon
GTA-playing troll: Haha Simeon from GTA!
Simeon: Not me.. he was named after me though
GTA-playing troll: Yeah right! Everyone knows the Simeon from GTA was named after the inventor of the Minute of Simeon
Simeon: ..
GTA-playing troll: No way! That's so cool! I love the Minute of Simeon!
GTA-playing troll: Haha Simeon from GTA!
Simeon: Not me.. he was named after me though
GTA-playing troll: Yeah right! Everyone knows the Simeon from GTA was named after the inventor of the Minute of Simeon
Simeon: ..
GTA-playing troll: No way! That's so cool! I love the Minute of Simeon!
by Not Simeon March 7, 2023
The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.
Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
by Not Simeon March 3, 2023
Used in examples how Urban Dictionary entries are supposed to be used. After the words "Response Suggestion" follows an answer that would fit the description of a new entry UD entry, and can be used as an argument to establish that someone is replying inappropriately.
Mom: Will you wake up already, you're late for school!
Me: (half sleeping) I'm too tired to go to school.
Mom: You always say that! But you're not skipping school this time! Get your butt out of bed now!
Me: That is so inappropriate, mom
Mom: Excuse me?
Me: Here, look at this response suggestion from UD, you're supposed to say: "Oh, sweetheart, are you so tired? Better skip school today, you don't want to get more tired!"
Response suggestion
Mom: Ah, I see, my bad, please stay home, you don't want to get even more tired!
Me: (half sleeping) I'm too tired to go to school.
Mom: You always say that! But you're not skipping school this time! Get your butt out of bed now!
Me: That is so inappropriate, mom
Mom: Excuse me?
Me: Here, look at this response suggestion from UD, you're supposed to say: "Oh, sweetheart, are you so tired? Better skip school today, you don't want to get more tired!"
Response suggestion
Mom: Ah, I see, my bad, please stay home, you don't want to get even more tired!
by Not Simeon March 4, 2023