4 definitions by Nostradamus Bear

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture
Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.
by Nostradamus Bear December 4, 2020
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(noun) To pretend to be dumber than you are or more ignorant. Used as a defense mechanism when people want to get information out of you or when they want you to do something you don't want to. You can pretend you're too stupid to know what they're talking about. The origin of this term is from black slaves trying to get out of punishments.
"The police asked me if I'd seen anyone rob the 7-11 and I just played the dumb nigger and they left me alone."
by Nostradamus Bear May 9, 2008
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That branch of the left wing which wants to restrict people's behaviour and free speech. Often no longer concerned with economic issues or foreign policy. This is the group that always takes the bait and tries to oppose the alt-right directly, rather than using time tested tactics to defeat them. The ctrl-left is famous for alienating anybody who is not a core member with its judgmental shaming tactics and its hidden class bias against working class people.
If the Neo-Nazis marched and no one cared, they would give up and take up wood-working. If the Neo-Nazis march and a bunch of ctrl-left counter protesters take it as licence to break all the shop windows and embarrass themselves on live TV with their bad manners, moderate people are going to start feeling a little sympathetic to those poor Neo-Nazis.

The ctrl-left prevented Jordan Peterson from giving a lecture at my university.
by Nostradamus Bear August 25, 2017
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the high stamina dense type of muscle one gets from working an intense physical job
After working on the Edmonton-Fort MacMurray rail line for a summer, Darrell was all go muscle.
by Nostradamus Bear February 8, 2012
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