10 definitions by Nosefuckers Incorporated

Top Definition
(AKA "rhinonasty"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
"This chick I was bangin' the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. So she gave me a nosejob!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012
When you are eating chop-suey and fucking an Asian girl at the same time.
I was hungry at the Asian massage parlor, so I went to the chop-suey joint. I got that shit to-go, and went back to the parlor for some slop fuckie! killed both birds my friend.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 12, 2012
(AKA "Nosejob"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.
"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"
by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012
1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.

2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.

3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
Don't be a Jaime Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.

Suck my Jaime Dimon.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012
1. Derisive nickname for former President Richard Milhous Nixon.

2. A penis with the same "ski slope" curvature that was a distinctive feature of Nixon's nose. (Bonus points for scrotum hanging and jostling like Nixon's jowls).
"He walks, he talks, he smiles, he frowns, he does what a human can...Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, the genuine plastic man."

"He had a Tricky Dicky schlong that could've doubled for a compound bow."
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).
In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012
1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").

2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".

That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012

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