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Time traveller/Biblical character. His presence is documented in Revelations of the bible.
"And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called faithful and true - Chuck Norris, and in the righteousness he doth judge and make war.
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew but he himself Chuck Norris....
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron (his penis)... and his awesome beard" Revelations 19.
by Norrislover July 15, 2010
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