2 definitions by Norco Nobody

alligator hothouse

Common occurrence at temporary, Southern out-houses, port-a-pottys and festival dump trucks. The act of having one's genitals grabbed, pulled and bitten from a false bottom cut into said port-a-John.

Karl tried to lure me into an alligator hothouse at the V fest.

by Norco Nobody April 18, 2015

Mormon Steeple

Occurs when a Mormon male becomes visibly aroused in church while staring at a family member.

Jacob's sister is so hot. If I were him I'd never lose my Mormon Steeple.

by Norco Nobody April 18, 2015