1 definition by Norbert Dentrissential

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A straight, married military man who has many qualities that are associated with homosexuality (love of ABBA, wearing smart clothes, a fetish for wearing uniforms, etc). Must be too old to be a meterosexual.

Named for the highest ranking member of the IMDb Farenheit 9/11 message board, who is a Commodore in the Royal Navy.
"I know this great guy; you should hook up with him"
"I'm a Commodore, I'm not gay"
by Norbert Dentrissential February 27, 2005

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