Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

by noodles April 02, 2003

wanghandler

1) One who masturbates. Jack
2) An Idiot or fool
3) Asshat

1: "DUR HURR HURR HURR"
2: "Dude, you're such a fucking wanghandler."

by Noodles February 19, 2003

brick

the opposite of gem. something that sucks or is horrible. Bad.

-Dont be such a brick!
-Benzie is an absolute brick.

by noodles May 26, 2004

wench

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"

by Noodles February 19, 2003

scrote

A nickname that is latin for scotum. As in a nutsac. What one would call a person by the name of Scott in latin class.

1. Yo Scrote, how much time we got left in Latin, I wanna go home and beat off.

2. Hey man you know what line of translation we're on? Nah sorry, i was sticking fake cocks into my mouth to make people laugh, ask Scrote.

by noodles April 02, 2003

yoink

Often used in conjunction with gank , the word 'Yoink' confers legitimate ownership of the 'ganked' item to the one who exclaimed 'Yoink!'

"Yoink! I have ganked your french fries!", exclaimed Bill.
"Damnation! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings!", declaimed Fred.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

ice age

a long period of ice
or a movie
or what happens to my friends when its cold

you seen that new ice age called resident evil 3: farting mayhem?

when was the last ice age?

brr. my dick is having an ice age

whats an ice age? dunno, look it up on urban dictionary

by Noodles April 28, 2005