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Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.
1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.
by noodles April 2, 2003
mugGet the Lumbermug.

brick

the opposite of gem. something that sucks or is horrible. Bad.
-Dont be such a brick!
-Benzie is an absolute brick.
by noodles May 26, 2004
mugGet the brickmug.

bonosaurus

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.
1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.
by noodles April 2, 2003
mugGet the bonosaurusmug.

zeus

Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)
I'm gonna go all out zeus on you bitch!

and Judas Priest rocks! FUCK ALL UR PUSSY RAP SHIT!
by NooDLES October 13, 2004
mugGet the zeusmug.

shufferin shuckatash

What a certin cartoon character says when he/she is suprised. In stead of Oh my god! or omg
shufferin shuckatash! Its a badger!
by Noodles April 20, 2005
mugGet the shufferin shuckatashmug.

fuzzy-wuzzy

Very cute, fuzzy and possibly baby-talk.
similar to Moo
ooga wooga fuzzy-wuzzy bunny-wunny!
by Noodles April 21, 2005
mugGet the fuzzy-wuzzymug.

wench

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com
"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"
by Noodles February 19, 2003
mugGet the wenchmug.

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