NooDLES's definitions

Mad ollie

A drummer with a green mohawk and is called ollie. He occasionly lies down on a table and pretends to be a shark. Hence the name: Mad Ollie

hey, you meen mad ollie? *jaws music*

by Noodles April 20, 2005

captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

by Noodles August 2, 2006

oontz botz

Originally derived from the noise one would make when trying to emulate a Techno song. Modified to describe something very good. Usually used in the verb form. 'oontz' and 'botz' are both interchangeable and pairable.

-Hes absolutely oontzing it today.
-He just completely botzed it, yes!
-Yeah, they oontz-botzed it, it was awesome.

by noodles May 26, 2004

Ho stretch

A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.

1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.

by noodles April 2, 2003

brick

the opposite of gem. something that sucks or is horrible. Bad.

-Dont be such a brick!
-Benzie is an absolute brick.

by noodles May 26, 2004

bonosaurus

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.

1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.

by noodles April 2, 2003

hizouse

See "house"

by Noodles February 19, 2003