NooDLES's definitions

yoink

Often used in conjunction with gank , the word 'Yoink' confers legitimate ownership of the 'ganked' item to the one who exclaimed 'Yoink!'

"Yoink! I have ganked your french fries!", exclaimed Bill.
"Damnation! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings!", declaimed Fred.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

wench

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"

by Noodles February 19, 2003

ice age

a long period of ice
or a movie
or what happens to my friends when its cold

you seen that new ice age called resident evil 3: farting mayhem?

when was the last ice age?

brr. my dick is having an ice age

whats an ice age? dunno, look it up on urban dictionary

by Noodles April 28, 2005

bonosaurus

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.

1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.

by noodles April 2, 2003

brick

the opposite of gem. something that sucks or is horrible. Bad.

-Dont be such a brick!
-Benzie is an absolute brick.

by noodles May 26, 2004

Ho stretch

A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.

1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.

by noodles April 2, 2003

elite

High quality, upper class, superior, fine, above average, great, wonderful, sinfully good, not an asshat, skillful, wonderful, wizzunderful

Those were some elite moves, my friend.
When I kicked those guys asses handily?
Yes.

by Noodles February 19, 2003