1 definition by None Of Ur Beezwax

One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.
Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....

I'm warning u

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by None Of Ur Beezwax December 28, 2018
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