3 definitions by Nolte123
When you convince your lover to get in doggystyle position so you can have a look at the glory of it from behind. Unknowingly to her sneak up and bite the meaty part of the ass gently at first. This will cause them to startle and jump forward, which in turn will sink your teeth further in, after you’re locked in growl and thrash like an out of control pit bull.
Yeah dude last night I gave my wife the sneaky pittbull. It was great but it really pissed her off, now I won’t get none for a week, but it sure was worth it.
by Nolte123 June 15, 2023
The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.
Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”
by Nolte123 June 23, 2023
When your loving other allows you to bend them over and sniff their pussy immediately after waking up. On occasion this will generate a diamond breaker hard on and lead to morning sex, but generally speaking it starts the day off right and wakes you up with a fresh start to the day that a cup of freshly brewed Folgers can’t even duplicate.
“Bro why are you out here driving the ball 350 yards, I’ve never seen you absolutely crush the ball like this.”
“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”
“I got a Good Morning Sniff this morning, everything is right with the world and no one can stand in my way today!”
by Nolte123 June 15, 2023