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A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.

Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.
Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "
by Nodcrafty charlatan March 15, 2022
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Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
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The situation where too many apps are downloaded on a cell phone. (Derivation- Based on population explosion. )
Oh gosh ! Now where has that app gone ? My phone has too many apps .
My phone suufers from appulation explosion !
by Nodcrafty charlatan July 27, 2021
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A proposed government policy involving-
1) Banning the manufacture of guns and bullets for civilian use and confiscation of all civilian guns.
2) Strict enforcement of the above and heavy penalties for non-compliance.
3) Rewarding the families from whom guns are recovered with a voucher that provides one free cappuccino every day for one year in selected coffeehouses.
Can the government consider degunetization to fight gun crime ?
by Nodcrafty charlatan July 16, 2022
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