Definitions by NoahRC

douche satchel 

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.

kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel

douche satchel by NoahRC February 29, 2008