3 definitions by NoMerci366

Top Definition
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Sam: God, what a douchebag.
by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005
a double-decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Instead of cut in half, either cut into an M shape, or cut creating five triangles along the lines of an M.
My girlfriend wasn't feeling so well, so I made her a maurawich, that always cheers her up.
by NoMerci366 February 21, 2005
1) a vaginal cleansing device
2) a weak little pussy who often tattles on others because he is incapable of solving a problem by himself, and therefor invites more attacks.
on warm saturday nights... i go home.. close my door... turn up the music.. and douche myself.

god...god, ur just, ur such a douche...just god.. DON'T TOUCH ME!
by NoMerci366 February 19, 2005

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