2 definitions by Nizzoid

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n. (Gee-zus Pa-Troll) 1. A group of people who are trying to find Jesus for testing purposes. 2. A busing system that carries "Jesus Patrol" members to and from possible area's of Jesus. See: Sex Detector Gun
"I got picked up by the Jesus Patrol last night for looking like Jesus!"
by Nizzoid November 15, 2003

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n. (Seh-ehcks deet-ehcktohr guhnn) 1. Used by the Jesus Patrol to find traces of sex, in spots wear Jesus most recently had or used sex.
"I've got Sex Levels at an all time high"
by Nizzoid November 15, 2003

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