19 definitions by Ninja Nerd Warrior

When someone is so ugly that it ruins everything around you for years to come.
How was your blind date last weekend?

It was horrible, I dont know if I will ever recover. He wasn't just ugly, he was Atomic Ugly
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 31, 2018
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Any person who uses more hashtags than actual words in their social media posts.
I had to remove Christina from my news feed because she is a hash-tard. I got tired of reading things like "Getting my hair done. #gorgeous #dyingmyhair #blonde #naturalbeauty #whatwhat #jealousbitch #hot #ilovechewinggum #whatwasisaying #ihaveADHD.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior October 14, 2013
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Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.
Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
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The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.
The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 9, 2015
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When you're at a comic convention and you hook up with a female in cosplay, that you thought was hot. But then you see her in her regular clothes and are severely disappointed.
I broke up with that girl that I met at Comic Con. She was Cosplay Hot. If she was always dressed like wonder woman, she'd be perfect.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 12, 2018
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The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.
I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015
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When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air
I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 14, 2015
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