Ninja Disaster's definitions

Liberal Media

A myth used by Republicans to justify having bilge like FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh on the air. One of the Five Great Scapegoats of the modern American Republican who blames all of his shortcomings on everything but himself.

Scapegoat 1: Terrorists/Foreigners
Scapegoat 2: Democrats and Other Liberals
Scapegoat 3: "The Liberal Media"
Scapegoat 4: Secularism
Scapegoat 5: The Poor

by Ninja Disaster January 11, 2004

Audioslave

A band who can't decide whether they're the new Soundgarden or not. Nine times out of ten, you probably couldn't tell an Audioslave track apart from a Soundgarden track. I still like them though.

They're confused as hell, but they still make good music. Cornell + Morello = Win.

by Ninja Disaster January 22, 2004

Patriot Act

A kneejerk response to word9/11/word that has the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves. The single greatest advancement of fascism in United States history, and it's only the beginning...

At this rate, we'll have more freedom in communist China than here in the United States.

by Ninja Disaster July 2, 2003

MCSE

1.) Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. A computer expert who really isn't.

2.) The clown college diploma of the IT world.

"I am a computar expert because I am an MCSE! This Lunix computar is broken! The Start button is missing!"

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Road Rules

The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.

by Ninja Disaster July 18, 2003

Rear Hummer

When the receiver lets one rip during anal sex, increasing the pleasure for the giver. So long as he can ignore the smell, anyway...

"That was one nasty skank bitch, but that rear hummer felt great."

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

Do As Infinity

One of the only Jpop/Jrock bands out there that's actually worth something. Weird, huh?

Tomiko Van has a very pleasant voice. Fuck you, Mai Kuraki!

by Ninja Disaster October 27, 2003