Definitions by Ninja Disaster

The Last Samurai

Dances with Wolves, minus Kevin Costner.

Meh. The whole premise has been seem before, but it was still a decent movie.

The Last Samurai by Ninja Disaster May 12, 2004

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse 

Proof that the United States government has no right whatsoever to take any kind of moral stance on middle eastern affairs, especially where human rights are involved. Prisoner abuse at the hands of American soldiers has been going on for years - as said so by Rummy Don himself - and the government did next to nothing to stop it. And when The Shrub and his monkeys got caught with their pants down, they didn't even have the humility to apologize and admit their failures until Rummy Don was called in to testify in front of Congress for being a witless fuckup.

But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.

Condemn Saddam for torturing and dehumanizing his people, but get caught on film laughing it up while doing the exact same thing? Great idea, dumbass.

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse by Ninja Disaster May 7, 2004

Chillaxin 

A word 6th-grade ghetto-wannabe fuckheads use in order to be hip. Anyone caught using it should be euthanized on the spot.

Kid1: Yo dawg, wassup?
Kid2: Nothin' bro. Jus' chillaxin.
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Chillaxin by Ninja Disaster May 3, 2004

Audioslave

A band who can't decide whether they're the new Soundgarden or not. Nine times out of ten, you probably couldn't tell an Audioslave track apart from a Soundgarden track. I still like them though.

They're confused as hell, but they still make good music. Cornell + Morello = Win.

Audioslave by Ninja Disaster January 22, 2004

Liberal Media 

A myth used by Republicans to justify having bilge like FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh on the air. One of the Five Great Scapegoats of the modern American Republican who blames all of his shortcomings on everything but himself.

Scapegoat 1: Terrorists/Foreigners
Scapegoat 2: Democrats and Other Liberals
Scapegoat 3: "The Liberal Media"
Scapegoat 4: Secularism
Scapegoat 5: The Poor

Liberal Media by Ninja Disaster January 11, 2004

rx8 

An excellent car that people bad mouth because they couldn't keep up with one in their shitty mullet-powered Ford Mustangs.

I love American cars very much, but damnit, that Mazda RX-8 is sweet as hell. I wouldn't trade a Camaro for one, but still...

rx8 by Ninja Disaster October 29, 2003

Do As Infinity 

One of the only Jpop/Jrock bands out there that's actually worth something. Weird, huh?

Tomiko Van has a very pleasant voice. Fuck you, Mai Kuraki!

Do As Infinity by Ninja Disaster October 27, 2003