Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons.
reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out.
reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that
is full of shit information that
you probrably already learned from
the "magic schoolbus" and that
you are allowed to work somewere other
than a fast
Son: Mom, Dad, I got accepted for college.
Mom: That's great son.
Dad: How much will it cost?
Kid: Around 10k.
Mom and Dad have heart attacks and die later in the hospital. Kid goes
to college, but than drops out cause he's stupid.