1. A person who is completely absorbed into the life of a person named Kristin. Or who has all of their actions dictated by a person named Kristin.
2. A person who constantly feels compelled to compliment a person named Kristin.
3. A person who actually has been whipped, smacked, or flogged by a woman named Kristin.
Kristin: "I feel like shit"
Kristin-whipped person: "If my shit looked half as good as you, I'd take more laxatives
Guy: "Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: "I was Kristin-whipped....LIKE A BOSS