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2 definitions by NightVision

 
1.
What happens to one when riding in a fast car with a friend and you get so scared you squeeze the apolstery from the seat between your butt cheeks thus having apolstery crack as the end result.
He was driving so fast that the girl in the back seat clenched her butt cheeks together so hard she got apolstery crack.
by Nightvision September 07, 2007
 
2.
The twisted strands of toilet paper that get caught up in the cheesie crack hairs of a fat persons ass and fall to the back side of the toilet seat leaving behind These small twists of cheese tanted TP that resemble a joint!
I was going to use the public restroom but was quickly turned away by the site of a hugh smelly butt joint laying on the seat!
by NightVision July 17, 2005