Definitions by Niggafresh

hard attack 

A sudden, intense succession of erections. Usually happens after seeing someone everyone knows you like but won't admit it.

When Jarrett Doll saw Emily at the mall, he had a major hard attack.

hard attack by Niggafresh December 27, 2009

Finnish Potato 

When you stick your nutsack in a girl's ear while fingering her in the anus and pussy.

I gave a Finnish Potato yesterday.

Finnish Potato by Niggafresh August 21, 2008