2 definitions by Nigel Gannet
Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy (VMSP) is an automotive disorder in which an automobile owner repeatedly makes appointments for car trouble (such as strange noises, ignition problems) which then refuse to occur when at the repair shop for diagnosis.
"They brought their Saturn in again for that 'grinding noise.'"
"You can always tell when a couple like that is having troubles — it's totally Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy ."
"You can always tell when a couple like that is having troubles — it's totally Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy ."
by Nigel Gannet February 4, 2018
Divination through the use of hairballs.
Did some inadvertent trichobezoaramancy this morning walking into the darkened kitchen in my stocking feet.
by Nigel Gannet February 4, 2018