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2 definitions by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler

 
1.
A loaf of bread made from an elephant's penis.
Person 1: "Dude I just ate the most epic penaloaf"

Person 2: "You know that stuff is made out of elephant penis right?"

Person 1: "Fuck yeah, its the danks."
by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler April 26, 2011
 
2.
The act of inserting a cell phone (set to vibrate) into your woman's vagina then calling the phone as many times as desired.
"Yo, Brad, I pulled a private caller last night with yo bitch"
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."
by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler October 01, 2011