1 definition by Nick Zuckerman

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The combination of a scum-bag and a goon. Someone who is tall, skinny and goofy, who likes to scum others by lying, cheating or stealing.
The un-athletic looking scoon just hustled me in racquetball, I lost 200 bucks!
by Nick Zuckerman November 30, 2010

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