The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug
dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling
heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main
demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married
to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death
in 1991. The county
coroner listed his cause of death
as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though
many believed he was poisoned by wife
"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local
detective Oscar Wilde.
Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy
you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really
just say that?"
Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".