Nic Demus's definitions

Russian Skier

Sexual position in which the female procures two 2x4 boards and stands on them. She then proceeds to jerk off two males standing on either side of her. She then yells something in russian as the two men ejaculate.

"Damn, last night this hooker gave my buddy and I a Russian Skier."

by Nic Demus October 20, 2003

iHop

Apple's version of jumping.

Damn, those Mac boys really know how to iHop!

by Nic Demus August 10, 2004