50 definitions by Newton Orchid

Brett Kavagnaw

Term of endearment for dog who chews on everything

Hey, who chewed my duvet? Must have been Brett Kavagnaw. Good boy!

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Winnipeg Jet

Guy who leaves party and takes stuff with them

Wow, johnny left the party and he took my pickle vodka which I was saving to share with everyone here at the party. What a Winnipeg Jet

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Baneener

Banana, but older. Sold at a discount and is probably very squishy.

I am too poor for bananas but I can still afford half a baneener

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Piece Time

Two enemies share a pie, usually a pizza.

The piece time negotiations were shared over a saucy margherita

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Flart

You are flirting very well and then accidentally fart. Oh no!

I was talking to Gordon after class, we were really having a nice flirt session, and then I farted!

I guess I let out a real flart

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Barfaroni

You have the flu and you try to have some nice boyardee but you throw up everywhere and need to lie down again.

I tried to eat some boyardee but it was just a barfaroni session. I am sick.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Croc Rock

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.

Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018